Our brains solve our problems for us whilst we sleep.. or so sciencists speculate..

and in my dream last night, i found an answer

and "dream me" even said "Man, i hope i remember this dream when i wake up."

but alas, all i remember about the dream is that i needed to remember it..

Venting

Remember in elementry school, when everyone was forced to give everyone else a valentines card?

Filling out ur card, making sure the scary kids got very platanic cards.... (no, "ur cool" cards for them)

And you sat at home reading each one,

deciphering what your crushes' card REALLY says.. is it true love? do they REALLY think you're a cutie pie?

And becoming nervous because ur realize ur card might be to revealing of your true feelings...

Ah, i miss elementry school..

I think i shall make a law when i become president that forces people to give a valentines card to everyone they ever known

I would love to place a restraining order on a stranger...

lol.. Just have a lawyer give someone a piece of paper that says to stay 500 feet away from kelsey flowers at all times, and if they dont, they will suffer severe consequences..

and it will have my picture on the bottom just in case they arent sure who the infamous kelso is..

and they will be all pissed off because they have never talk to me before, and we only shared a fleeting glance in the hallway...

Dearest Diary,

So far, I have stuck to my New Year's resolutions.. Im the best bitch I have ever been.. lol.. No.. im mellowing out in my old age.. I can still think of mean crap to say.. but im too lazy to say it.. lol

Im thinking of hiring a maid for just my bedroom, because im sure as hell not going to clean it.. lol.. god, its awful.

I have started post secondary this past week... Its made me want to actually go to college more. I always foolishly thought that college students were pod people.. I mean like genisuses..but the more i see them, i see they are just average people.. No enhanced I.Q.s...  They havent written 5 books, or invented a new math theory...

Ive also realized that after a certain point in life, its extremely hard to make friends.. I dont know how the hell ive done it in previous years.. I dont remember paying anyone.. although....

UGH.. finals week..

gag me with a spoon

and on that note, here are cool vintage sayings that i will use from now on:

Its that time of the year, where we must promise ourselves to be someone different...

I should have  no resloutions this years.. not only am i too lazy to change, im starting to become to lazy to pretend that im actually trying to better myself. Ill just say im trying to become things that i already am.. saves time

I want to be:

Angry.. Always been my dream to be angry.. so check

Passive-aggressive bitch- i promise to just ignore all those i hate...check

Angst- ridden teen.. check

border-line retarded-check

Kelso

P.S. I should have just listened to the fortune cookie, grew apair, and did what i wanted....

P.S.S. an old man told me to remember that when i get married, ill have 15 more things to do than my husband cooking, cleaning, laundry, folding that darn laundry, birthin babies etc. and that my no good sonvabitch of a husband wont help me at all.. Now this is even weirder because he said it out of the blue.. he just looked at me and said that,, lol.. he is probably a fortune teller..